Doom thinks teens nowadays don’t get the proper sleep they need to be super heroes
That one time Dr Doom mickeyed Spider-Man.
Bro, we all been there. (It’s alcohol, Spidey. It’s alcohol.)
Doom Cola, even more tempting than Umbrella Cola. (G-VIRUS!)
#peter did you drink doom’s soda? #really :| What? Doom Cola, it sounds pretty cool.