I saved the best for last.
It started off well. Then it became great. Then I fucking lost it with Chef Drunk Tony.
aww you guys
Well, I’m entertained~ *chuckle*
me = dead
I just wanted to let you know that I read the first six lines, and was like, “Huh. Morgaine’s doing drunk rhyme. That’s...
FOOLISH MORTAL, QUAVER BEFORE THE QUALITY CHILDREN’S EDUTAINMENT OF VICTOR VON DOOM!
A RHYMING ROMP with DOCTOR DOOM!
Va-va-voom!
I SAID CAPE, NOT ARMOR. DON’T GET COCKY.
FING FANG FOOM Rhymes with DOCTOR DOOM
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