liketheappliance asked: Raised by badgers on the mean streets of Portland, Oregon, the internet celebrity known as Rraaaarrl taught herself to read and write after discovering a box of Fantastic Four back issues in the dumpster behind a local Chuck-E-Cheese. Patterning herself after Doctor Doom, she crushed her enemies. Her rise to power occurred over a 24 hour period now know as "Miracle Monday". She continues to post today, but often disappears for lengthy stretches of time to fight crime and breed corgis.

Answer:

Can I just say that

I love you for this amazing fake biography

#liketheappliance 

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6. liketheappliance said: I’m so glad!
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8. awyeahmona said: this is beautiful in every way. (and clearly 100% true.)
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