I am horrified by this new Deadpool and Cable porny times development, and hold you personally responsible. What about the children, rraaaarrl? Did no one think of them? Do you think they need their minds tainted by pictures of rough, sweaty men, slowly grinding up against each other, a little Barry White playing in the background, maybe some wine, and...
Sorry, got distracted. I'll SEE YOU IN COURT.
I'm sorry you disapprove of the Deadpool. You probably won't be happy with the changes about to take place in comic-relief. From this point forward, I will only be posting my Deadpool/Cable erotic fanfiction as well as manga-style images of them licking honey out of each other's scar pockets. Hopefully, this won't detract from your enjoyment of my blog! :D
Lady Deadpool (my new legal name)